He said a dog could repair the furnace.

My uncle was one of the meanest men I know, however he owns an Heating and A/C contractor plus he is always talking down to his Heating and A/C workers, however my hubby worked for him for a short time, but it didn’t last long. He told me if he continued toiling for the man, he was going to get arrested for murder. I laughed plus said it was a wonderful thing he was quitting, although I knew he was serious. He told me my uncle told him that a monkey could repair the furnace faster than he could. I called my dad plus told him Uncle Sylvester was getting out of hand plus what he had said to Greg, then dad promised to talk to him, however he didn’t know if it would do any good, then later that week, we heard Uncle Sylvester was in the hospital. He insulted the wrong man, plus he got punched in the nose. His nose was broken, plus he could not breathe. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to laugh or know sorry for him because he could not breathe. He deserved what he got, but that awful Heating and A/C worker was going to be fired. Dad told me it wasn’t an Heating and A/C worker that punched him out, but his secretary. I thought Aunt Theresa was his secretary. Aunt Theresa was his wife. He said she was his secretary, plus she quit when she punched him, then she told him she owned the Heating and A/C contractor, plus he was fired. She wasn’t going to lose one more Heating and A/C worker because he was a horrible Heating and A/C contractor employer.
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