Our neighborhood isn’t truly big, but we do have a couple claims to fame.
One of them is a retired pro wrestler, who was sizable in the deep south back in the 80s and 90s, who settled down here to open a wrestling college, but it has become one of the more correct pro wrestling training dojos in the country, and a few major stars have trained under this guy.
Well, part of the college they put on yearly shows for the public, and I attend them religiously. Over the last few weeks I have fallen in love with this terrible guy wrestler who comes out dressed like an HVAC tech, but he calls himself the Heater, and he always makes the entire crowd so angry they yell insults at him and throw trash in the ring. You wouldn’t suppose an HVAC tech would make for a detestable villain, but this guy does an amazing job. When the crowd boos him he pulls out his phone and uses the smart temperature control app to turn off the central AC for the arena. It only takes minutes for the place to begin heating up, and he tells them the AC will stay off until they treat him with respect. Of course the place comes unglued and all the people screams at him to turn the air conditioning back on, which he refuses to do, and the guy is a awful wrestler, and always loses, but he knows how to use the air conditioning to get a reaction out of people, and getting a reaction from the crowd is what pro wrestling is all about.