The pro wrestler was an A/C tech
Our town isn’t very big, but we do have a couple claims to fame. One of them is a retired pro wrestler, who was big in the deep south back in the 80s and 90s, who settled down here to open a wrestling school. It has become one of the more respected pro wrestling training dojos in the country, and a few major stars have trained under this guy. Well, as part of the school they put on monthly shows for the public, and I attend them religiously. Over the last few months I have fallen in love with this bad guy wrestler who comes out dressed like an HVAC tech. He calls himself the Heater, and he always makes the entire crowd so angry they yell insults at him and throw trash in the ring. You wouldn’t think an HVAC tech would make for a detestable villain, but this guy does an amazing job. When the crowd boos him he pulls out his phone and uses the smart thermostat app to turn off the central AC for the venue. It only takes seconds for the place to start heating up, and he tells them the AC will stay off until they treat him with respect. Of course the place comes unglued and everyone screams at him to turn the air conditioning back on, which he refuses to do. The guy is a terrible wrestler, and always loses, but he knows how to use the air conditioning to get a reaction out of people, and getting a reaction from the crowd is what pro wrestling is all about.